Mommy and daddy spended the day out shoveling the neighborhood's snows. They always helps the older peoples shovel cause it is harder for them, specshully when the snows is so tall. When mommy comes in to give us our lunch, she says she's noticing that she not a spring-chicken anymore either. So I loans her my heatypad while we eats.
Then she puts me in my harness to go outside!?! I think the snows freeze her brain- there is no ways I's going out there! So while she was inviting me out, Squashies goes out the door. I know.. right? Squashies never wants to goes out.
*Squashies Imagination Sequence*
"Squashies, the world renowned explorer, leading her expedition into the vastly unexplored, frozen tundra of Maryland."
"Ever cautious, her steely gaze notes the footprints of a rare and dangerous predator, the vishus Deere snow blower."
“Wary of the weakening state of the inexperienced members of the expedition,
the brave adventurer leads her group to safety through the vast 'Sidewalk Chasm’”
"The expedition will seek the shelter of the base station to weather the ni..... *POOF*
HEY someone left treats on the stoop!"
"Yeah, I thinks I'll pass."